Old Siam Sir
    Paul McCartney


    In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who's lost her way.
    In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old UK.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.
    In a village in old east end, sir, she mea fellow who made her real.
    Took her rushes to show, this man, sir,
    He met her dad at the wedding meal.

    In a letter from Old Siam, sir, came an awful tale of woe.
    She decided the only answer was to get off a pile of dough.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.
    When a relative told her man, sir, he directed her not to stay.
    In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way.

    In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way.
    In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old UK.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.
    She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in Scarborough.

    Walthamstowe . . . Scarborough . . .